{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is red and smells like blue paint?","punchline":"Red paint!","id":243}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the news?","punchline":"FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.","id":99}
{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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